Muizenberg Festival presents: The Crash Diet
Mon Oct 8, 20:30 - Mon Oct 8, 22:00
The Lab
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MUIZENBERG FESTIVAL PRESENTS:
The Crash Diet (Solo Comedy Show) @ The Lab (13 Church Rd)
8 OCT | 8:30 PM
Solo comedy show by Paul Cowan. "It may be funny, but The Crash Diet is no joke. Part diet plan, part motivational philosophy, all FACTS and FEELINGS.".
Tickets are R50 from http://qkt.io/Rdn18G
Bring your own booze - Corkage fee R20
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Move over Tim Noakes, South Africa has a new weight-loss expert, Paul Cowan. Forget banting and the Atkins diet, forget Weightwatchers and everything you thought you knew about weight-loss and get on the simple, yet surprisingly effective, "Crash Diet". All you need is a motorbike and a good medical aid plan and you too can lose over 60kgs just like Paul. (Warning: The Crash Diet is for people who weigh more than 60kgs, we wouldn’t want you to vanish completely. Please consult your doctor and therapist before starting The Crash Diet. Works optimally when combined with a Zen level of self awareness. T's & C's apply).
In an age full of coconut-oil salesmen, Paul Cowan is sharing the truth of how he came to be half the size and twice the man he used to be. It may be funny, but The Crash Diet is no joke. Part diet plan, part motivational philosophy, all FACTS and FEELINGS. The Crash Diet takes an new approach to wellness by looking at things through the lens of a near death experience. Sure, it’s risky and unconventional, but it's proven to work for all previous participants!
This is not just a revolutionary diet plan but a whole new way to look at life. Never before has a diet plan been presented in quite this fashion. Did that Atkins chap wrap his “Don’t eat carbs” message in existential musings and observations on the sex life of the octopus? No, he did not, which is why his diet can’t be trusted. Everyone knows you should never trust a man who doesn’t know his arse from his cephalopods mate. Paul Cowan knows the mating habits of many animals (perhaps a little too well actually), which is why you can trust his word on weight-loss.