FEAR IS THE WEAPON: Album Launch - Cistamatic feat Static Cat

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM CISTAMATIC:

THE BAND CISTAMATIC INVITES YOU TO CELEBRATE THE LAUNCH OF THEIR SECOND OPUS 'FEAR IS THE WEAPON'

OUR GOALS

• TO MEDITATE ON CONSUMERISM, EXPRESSION, MORALITY AND EXISTENCE WITHIN THE PROVERBIAL DIGITAL SOUP.
• TO FIND CATHARSIS IN THE AGE OF CYBER PSYCHOSIS
• AN OPPORTUNITY TO PERFORM YOUR REAL SOCIAL LIFE IN REAL TIME WITH REAL PEOPLE INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT THINGS IN YOUR BEDROOM AND FEELING WEIRD ABOUT YOURSELF
• A CONNECTION WITH FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN DESIRES AND FEARS - WASTING YOUR MONEY, TALKING TO STRANGERS, REJECTION SENSITIVITY, TOUCHING GRASS, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND WONDERING IF YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH TO BE ALIVE, RESISTING IMPENDING FASCISM, DANCING IN THE FACE OF DOOM, THE VIOLENCE OF LOVE ETC.

WHAT TO EXPECT:

• GENUINE CONNECTION WITH YOUR ARTISTIC COMMUNITY
• COOL MERCH
• WEIRD IMAGERY
• NEURODIVERGENT BABBLING
• LOUD AND AGGRESSIVE WOMEN
• ARCADE GAMES
• A HEALTHY DISTRUST OF AUTHORITY
• THE TENDER CRUX BETWEEN THE SACRED AND THE PROFANE
• PERFORMANCES FROM CISTAMATIC AND STATIC CAT

PLEASE ASSEMBLE PROMPTLY AT 20:00 AT BARCADIA, 62 HOUT STREET IN A DISORDERLY FASHION AT 8PM TO IMMERSE YOURSELF IN THE FULL EXPERIENCE

TICKETS LIMITED TO 80 PEOPLE - PLEASE BUY ONLINE TO AVOID MISSING THIS PERTINENT CULTURAL MOMENT.