Return of the Cock

it's time for the revival nobody asked for - the cocks are back!

a conversation may go like this...

"hey, remember that band cockles.?"

"no."

"oh, well they're playing at the irish on the 7th of december."

"i already told you i don't know them."

"oh ja, sorry. should we just go to jolly's?"

"ja i'll book an uber now."

but that's just a fictitious conversation, in real life everyone remembers who we are and they're jazzed that we're playing at an esteemed venue.

we've made sure to include TOP ACTS to distract from how BAD we are...

STEREOCLUB

LINDO M

#SOZLOL

disclaimer: cockles will also be performing at this event, whether you like it or not.